First observations

This is going to be a simple message about my observations here. Having lived here just about a week I feel I have noticed enough to share with you.

1) As you probably already know we settled in Jersey City not far from Newport station and the first thing we noticed was people-free streets. Still, I have no idea where they all are and what the tall buildings in the downtown are for.

And it's only about 6 pm


2) During our first night here (the one when we got up at 2 am) we bumped into Lukoil gas station. Clearly, it was not so popular as Shell and some other gas stations around.
Almost no cars

3) The next thing we noticed were squirrels. Yeap, there are lost of them in Jersey City downtown and it was a huge surprise because everything 50 km around Moscow is a dead land.
This one was really interested in me for some reason

Just crossing a road like other city dwellers
4) It really seems that everything is made for people. That is what I call "civilization" - one thing Russia lacks and that I really missed there. It consist of simple things like friendly road signs (see below) and comfortable crosswalks or bike routes:

Separated 2 way bike route on Manhattan (Chelsea)
And the bikes themselves. You can find them almost everywhere.
The price is about $100 per year

You can see and effort in details.
Small binoculars for child.
Or just for someone really small
But it can make your life much better
A little garden on a parking roof.
Not the best weather for such pictures, though.
It also includes clean streets, reusing and recycling... For instance, in a local store you get 2 cents refund for each plastic bag and 5 cents for each canvas bag you bring with you. Of cause it's peanuts, but it feels great to be praised for doing something good, isn't it?

Other examples are heating batteries disguised as floor molding, kitchen timers that turns off the stove when it's over (kind of a fire precaution), fire alarms and gas leaks detectors... or this:





5) People are polite and friendly. And they really seem to care about you. Unfortunately, I cannot convey this idea in pictures, thus you have to read a bit.

For example, people on the streets, in public transport or in a local grocery apologize even before they move a car in your direction or touch you. So they literally apologize not for what they have done but for what they could have done.

People who provide you with some service always try to understand your situation. If you do not know something - they will explain, if you need assistance - they will help, if you look for something - they will show. No exceptions so far. I'm still getting used to a local grocery where you can taste ham or cheese before you buy it and select the widths of a slice before slicing. That is what I call service! The last time I bought ham in Moscow I was given a whole piece of meat first even though I had asked to slice it. When I told a woman to slice it she got angry, started screaming and discussing what a piece of shit I was with her colleagues.

Drivers are extremely careful of pedestrians. Even on a mall parking they prefer to stop completely and wait until you leave the road clear rather than to take even a smallest risk of hitting or touching you with a car. In some places, like Hoboken it seems that you can close your eyes before crossing a road without being afraid  for your life.

There might be many more examples, but I believe that the idea is understood and we can go on.

6) Signs. They are everywhere. Road sighs are not just signs, but signs with text. That's almost impossible to get confused by them:

STOP and RED are emphasized which is pretty reasonable.

This one you can see when a regular crosswalk marking is covered by snow.
All for the sake of safety!

Railroad crossing

Sorry for my Russian, but it reminds me of "от обеда и до забора" so much.
By the way, in Hoboken every street is cleaned once a week and it takes about 2 hours, therefore, on every single street there is a sign (like the one above) that tells you what when exactly those 2 hours are. Some tell you about the neighbor watch in the area or public transport stations. Others warn you about something:

Or teach you something:

Sometimes you can even find something like this:

As though there is an officially drug-occupied school zone somewhere
8) Huge meals. Once we decided that we wanted pizza and went to a local Italian cafe. Shortly, we ordered a large pizza (luckily, just one). We realized that something weird was going to happen when a waitress brought a special support for pizza to our table. The pizza itself looked like this:

It was a table width in diameter and we managed to consume only 5 out of 8 slices.
Another time we ordered a breakfast (oversized pancakes stuffed with eggs, cheese, etc.) and none of us could finish it as well.

8) Underground seems not as bad as I was told. To be absolutely honest, this is not a picture of the underground exactly, but the PATH station. It is not a piece of art as in Moscow, of cause, but it is clean and tidy and does it job well:


9) Electricity posts are wooden sometimes and are overloaded with different types of cables:
Hoboken again, by the way

10) On the border of Jersey City and Hoboken there is a building built on a hill so you can see huge piles it stands on. Under the parking they are dozens of meters long. I have never seen anything like this in my entire life.
Photo quality is shit, I know.

That's it for now, but I think this is not the last message of such kind. Bue!

P.S.
Museum of Natural History, New York
Тагил!


D-Day

This is an article about our trip to New York and about our very first impressions.

No doubt it was the longest day of our life. Literally, it was 33 hours long (24 + 9 ours of time difference). The departure was at 15:40 (Moscow time) so we woke up at 9, left the flat at 10 and set off for Sheremetjevo International Airport by Aeroexpress at 11. As you can notice we had 4 hours in advance to pass the veterinary control and check in the cat, pay for extra baggage and other airport procedures.

Surprisingly, the airport was not as overcrowded as it usually is and in less than an hour we were peacefully sitting in a waiting area soothing our cat and watching the planes take off.

She hates us with all her cat heart



A plane with authentic Russian paintings

Aeroflot planes everywhere. Snow and ice at the background.
This is all you need to know about Russian civil aviation.

The flight took 10,5 hours, but surprisingly it was not as hard to withstand as I thought. Entertainment system did its work just fine offering a great deal of recent movies, games and music.
Arina is drinking tea and playing some game

A330-300 cabin. Generally, people preferred watching films to everything else.
To my honest surprise quite a lot were watching superhero films like Man of Steel or The Avengers.


We landed at about 6 pm (NY time). Customs and other control took just an hour and we were on our way to the hotel at 7 pm already. During our ride we were like 2 stupid dogs staring at everything around without even a clue what was going on. It was like a movie. Real 3D High Quality and High Definition, Dolby Digital and stuff.  It was 4 in the morning in Russia thus such a perception was not a surprise.

By the way, this is when we did our first mistake in the US. Instead of taking a standard yellow cab we were allured by some "taxi" guy at the airport. That is now when we understand that it was just some guy who was making money on stupid newcomers like us, but then our brain, snowed under piles of new information and excitement and exhausted by the long flight, wasn't able to think reasonably. So we payed way too much for the ride.

We arrived at the hotel at 8pm, checked in and fell asleep, exhausted and excited about our new life at the same time.
Our room before going to bed. A complete mess, but we didn't care


Unfortunately, because of the jet lag we woke up at 2 am next day but this is a completely another story...

Visa interview (Stuck in Moscow)

This is a short but dramatic story about us (my beloved wife Arina and me) attending a visa interview in American embassy in Moscow.

We had an appointment on Friday, November 15, 11 am. Normally it takes me about 30 minutes to get to the nearest underground station. Plus 30 minutes by train makes it about an hour to get from home to the embassy. Being a responsible fella myself, I decided to have an additional hour just in case. So we were pretty confident of not being late when we were leaving home at about 8:50. How wrong we were!

First, we got stuck in a huge 7 km long traffic jam caused by a 4-car crash. Luckily, as soon as we had had an hour "just in case", we arrived at Kuzminki underground station just in time. But Moscow didn't want to let us go so easily - the whole line turned out to be shut down. We had nothing else to do then to run back to the car and drive through all the disastrous Moscow traffic to the opposite side of the city where the embassy is located. By the way, on our way there we gave a lift  to a couple of losers just like us (but who didn't have their own car). Of cause, for free. Just to boost our karma.

To cut a long story short, we were late by half an hour, but they let us in and everything ended up fine.
In the embassy we bumped into three guys from the Russian KVN team "Станция спортивная" ("Stantsya sportivnaya" or, in translation, "Sports station"): Ivan Pyshnenko, Vladimir Porubaev and Konstantin Obukhov.

For me the whole story is just another reminder of why we have decided to leave Moscow.

Interview details


If somebody is interested the interview dialog was as follows:

- Hello!
- Hello!
- What is your profession?
- I am a Software Engineer.
- Where are you going to work?
- I am going to work for XXX in New York.
- Where did you study?
- In Moscow State University here is Moscow.
- Does your work involve antivirus development or cryptography?
- No
- For how long have you been married?
- For more than a year. About a year and 3 months, to be more precise.
- What is your official position in XXX?
- Senior Software Engineer.
- OK, your visa is approved. Stamping is going to take 3-4 days. Here is a brochure with your rights in USA, just in case
- Oh, thank you, but I have already printed and read it.
- Then I'll save a tree, if you don't mind (took the brochure back smiling)
- Sure.
- I wish you luck with your move and goodbye.
- Good bye!

An interviewer was very polite and friendly and the whole interview took about 2-3 minutes. It turned out there is nothing to be afraid of. It really seems to me that they need all these questions just to be sure that I am really the guy from their docs and to kill time while they are fulfilling some documents.

Hello world!

Вот и до меня добрались современные тренды и я-таки завел блог. Цели данного дневника крайне прагматичны: во-первых, оптимизация собственного времени. Конкретно - времени, потраченного на пересказ одного и того же события десяткам людей. Во-вторых, все-таки в письменном виде изложить мысли можно куда развернутей и качественней, чем устно. Так что котиков, фотографий еды и новых шмоток ожидать не следует. Как и не следует ожидать открытия твиттера, инстаграмма и прочих источников интернет-мусора. 

Блог предназначен для друзей и знакомых. Это не значит, что я не рад остальным читателям. Просто не удивляйтесь, если вы в определенный момент столкнетесь с ситуацией, когда вы за недостатком инсайдерской информации об авторе не понимаете, что происходит.

И еще. Это первое и последнее сообщение на русском. Причин опять же несколько. Пара основных:

- Аудитория. Почти любой мой русскоязычный знакомый знает английский. Ни один англоязычный русского знать не будет.

- Языковая практика. Ее много не бывает. Плюс по сообщениям можно отслеживать развитие языка. 



Прошу сильно не ругать. Никогда не в жизни не вел дневников ни в каком виде. 

ENGLISH: Weird hieroglyphs above are just a simple explanation why I've decided to create a blog and why I've chosen English as the only language for it. Basically, the facts nobody really cares about, thus I prefer not to waste my time translating it. Maniacs,  who for some reason do care, can help themselves with the widget on the right.

And one more remark exclusively for the English-speaking. If you find any mistake in my language feel free to correct me. Any feedback is highly appreciated!